Comparing Joseph & Mars

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Question: What do Joseph and Mars have in common?
The answer: clingy girlfriend

mars and venus

Peter Paul Rubens
Venus and Adonis, 1630s
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City
joseph and potiphar's wife

Guido Reni
Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife, c. 1631
Pushkin Museum, Moscow